I don't need to be the king of the world
As long as I'm the hero of this little girl.

I don't need to be a superman
As long as you will always be my biggest fan.

-- Warrant, Heaven

We don't have homosexuals in Iran, like in your country. I don't know who told you we had it. 

-- President Maumoud Ahmadinejad, responding to a question about execution of homosexuals in Iran.

I am of the opinion that as a rule, every homophobe should--once in his life and purely as a perspective exercise--be held down and buggered by Andre the Giant.

Why the hell someone would meddle in a relationship between two consenting adults, I don't know.

This world has two types of distasteful people. Type I tells the rest of us what is OK for us to wear, read, smoke, drink, fuck, worship, and eat. Example: the Pope, your Parents, Politicians. And Type II slavishly obeys Type I.

Type II cannot think for itself and Type I is only too happy to take over that function.

Type I is distasteful and frightening; Type II is beneath contempt.

And wankers, both.

Every culture has its share and no place is free of these wankers. Whenever you see freedoms being legislated, there is one of these wankers at work. Whenever you see the boundaries of education, conversation or art being defined in great big halls, there is one of these wankers at work. Whenever you see someone telling someone else whom they should marry, there is one of these wankers at work. Homophobic Muslims and Christians, caste-ridden and inbred Hindus--all variations on the same stinking theme.

Fuck them all.

Up the ass.