There are times when I sit and ponder the great questions facing us: What is life? What is the nature of time? Why is there something instead of nothing? What was there before the universe? And, of course the biggest one of them all: Who, really, let the dogs out?

Nobody has been able to answer these questions convincingly, and if you are reading this blog instead of reading your goddamn textbooks, then you are as far away from the answers as you can possibly get.