Horror movies. Whether you love 'em or hate 'em, you gotta wonder about something. In these movies, when a demon or somesuch is attacking, a fucker with a bad haircut in a frock waves a cross at them and commands them to bugger off. That is all well and good if the demon is Christian, but what about a Hindu demon? Or a Muslim demon? They won't vanish if you wave a cross at them. They will laugh at your stupid cross.

So how do you checkmate a Hindu demon? I am at a loss here. Yoga?

"Quick, Hariharan, here comes a demon. Do a Downward Dog and hold for two minutes. Breathe normally. Rajesh, why are you doing a Flying Monkey? I said Downward Dog..."