Suck it, Romeo

Romeo and Juliet is a good love story. Cyrano de Bergerac is better. In my personal opinion, it is the greatest love story ever written. It has more depth and complexity than R&J, more pathos, more noble gestures, and more battle scenes. QED, bitches.

It is a lovely read.

You should try it.

Or, if you are in a hurry and don't enjoy reading French translations...they made a movie. It is called Cyrano.

It is epic.

I just watched it.

You should too. 

There are worse ways to spend a couple of hours, I assure you.

Love stories don't have happy endings; just endings. Watch the ending on this bad boy, and be amazed. Thank me later.

The Cold Within

Six humans trapped by happenstance In bleak and bitter cold. Each one possessed a stick of wood Or so the story’s told. Their dying fire in ...