Let the Doves Fly

Whenever a Mumbai train gets blown up and two hundred Indians die, or when sixty Indians have to be scraped off a Delhi pavement on Diwali, we hear the Pakis express the hope that this will not derail the "peace process".

To be perfectly honest, I don't understand this peace process business. Are we at war with these fuckers? What's the deal here? As far as I can tell, there is no war.

How can you have peace without a war?

And if not war, then what are we seeking peace from?

Since the Pakis themselves talk about peace, maybe the Pakis are seeking peace from us. Which leads me to infer that we are actively antagonizing them in some way. Are we antagonizing them in some way? I hope not. And if we are, then we must stop. That is only civilized.

And if we are not antagonizing them in some way and there is no war, then the only conclusion is that they are needling us in some way for all this talk of peace to get thrown around. Are they fucking with us?

Is this true? Is this even possible? Surely not the gentlemanly Pakis?

I'm all out of sarcasm now.