Sermon #567

Always follow your instincts, even if some of the time they lead you down gangbang alley.

Always.

If you live, you will live better.


The fine print, for legal purposes:

1. The author assumes that users of the above product and/or advice have an understanding of the risks of the product and/or advice. The user acknowledges all liability shall be excluded from all forward-looking statements of benefit made by the author.

2. As in: Your mileage will fukkin vary. If you burn, tough cookies.

3. The user acknowledges that it shall be unreasonable to hold the author liable for any damages arising from the use of the product and/or advice.

4. The product is sold as-is and without any warranty, express or implied.

5. The management reserves the right to withdraw the product and all aftermarket support at any time and without notice.

6. Nyah.

7. The user agrees to not reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, resell, modify, or otherwise exploit the product for a commercial purpose, without the author's express written consent. Because there shall be consequences.

8. Unless the user does it vewy vewy quietly while the author is watching Law and Order.

9. The author wishes to make it clear and beyond legal doubt that the above advice to follow instincts and suchlike does not apply to certified morons. They should not follow anything. If you are in the situation of being an unmitigated moron and have the creds to prove it, your best bet would be to sit very still and not make any sudden moves. In fact, your goal should be to get through life with a minimum of activity to least do damage to yourself and others.

10. The author has a nagging feeling that the above clause might limit his own use of the product somewhat. The author will ponder this feeling deeply (meaning with the help of tequila mojitos) this weekend.

11. If the ads for this product fool you, it may not necessarily be that the ads are clever; they might just be taking advantage of a pre-existing condition.

12. But your mother still loves you.

13. Like she has a choice.

14. The author will readily exchange all rights and royalties associated with this product for those truffles with the crunchy bits inside.